Wild Strawberries
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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garysandorf:

Stryker with Arctic Monkeys in the KROQ Red Bull Sound Space (at 1pm on a Tuesday) [x]

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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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storybrooke:

And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love’s kiss, the spell shall break 

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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jemilr:

wimticsasp:

always reblog

I have been looking for this for so long

jemilr:

wimticsasp:

always reblog

I have been looking for this for so long

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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