amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

shmegel:

preferred pronouns: old sport

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times 

twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.