"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it